Christmas, Santa doesn't exist!

Merry Christmas dear viewers!
Again, i am really sorry for the late post!
Anyway, i really hope all of the viewers would really enjoy your holiday!
Today i am going to talk about Santa.
Santa.... Is totally FAKE!
I apologize if this post insults your believe for Santa.

Santa, looking at the list of kids who is naughty or nice...

I think we know how Santa will handle the naughty girls..

Fine, Santa might be real during the Old times, but he gotta be dead by now Since...

The owner of DeathNote accidentally killed Santa himself.

If Santa really DO exist.. Then we should know that Santa is officially dead by now :)
If you're a parent, then you should better explain the truth about Santa to your kids instead of hiding their Christmas present in their Christmas socks and finishing up the cookie and milk that made your kids confirmed that Santa really finished up their foods they prepared for him.

Everything can really go wrong if you would lied this facts to your kids. Take an example of Little Johnny writing a letter to Santa (Joke).

Little Johnny's Letter to Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny

See, misunderstanding can really break their Christmas spirit! So better tell the others that Santa is FAKE or else Christmas will never be cool with full of lies and such. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Don't be offended about this post if you really believe in Santa Claus!

Brains

Today we're going to talk about Brains!
Yes People, our Human Brain!
Do you all know that we haven't fully studied our brains yet.
It's still a mystery us about brains until now.

Yay for coloured brains!

Do you know, we can actually unlock our hidden talent in our brain?
Yes Seriously, Scientists around the world are trying to find a way for this
and here are some research and article about hidden genius

Born Genius

"Hell Yeah i am born genius!"

At two years old, Marc Yu taught himself how to play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the piano. One year later, he was tackling Beethoven. Marc also has perfect pitch the ability to identify musical notes as easily as identifying colours a skill that only one in 10,000 people can claim. How did Marc develop his amazing music ability?

His mother exposed him to music at a very early age, did that shape his penchant for music or was he born brilliant? Born Genius investigates whether nature gifts some children with a genius gene while also examining the role nurture plays in shaping intelligence. Do children who are nurtured to learn at a very young age excel more easily than their peers? And, more importantly, what happens if a child misses out on crucial brain stimulation early in life?

This is the case for one little girl forced to spend her childhood isolated in a small room deprived of any interaction with people, even her parents. The result: at age 13, she had the mental age of an 18-month old infant. Missing out on critical stages of development throughout her youth, can she possibly catch up to her peers?

Make me a genius

" You're screwed, you can't beat me in chess "

Can you turn an ordinary child into a prodigy? For Susan Polger, this hypothetical becomes reality as she is transformed into the worlds first female chess grand master. Susan was not born with her brilliant brain; it was created by a unique educational experience that dominated her childhood.

With no history of brilliant chess players in her family, Susan spent her childhood diligently studying more than 100,000 chess patterns. Once considered a mans game, Susan is winning chess matches against men more than three times her age at 10 years old.

As an adult, she can now play as many as five games simultaneously, competing against opponents over the phone and without being able to view the board. She seems to recognize an opponents chess pattern almost as fast as she can recognize an old friend. How are people like Susan able to train their brains to remember staggering amounts of data?


Accidental Genius

George Widener

Tommy McHugh

George Widener patiently writes down the dates for every Monday in the next 500 years - all 26,000 of them. An autistic savant, George possesses an island of genius that enables him to do things an ordinary person would find impossible. To help unlock this enigma, George volunteers to undergo a brain scan something most savants are too disabled to endure.

Incredibly, while Georges brain is structurally normal, it is mysteriously ablaze with activity in unexpected areas when he calculates dates. Why is Georges brain activity so different from the ordinary? While George was born with his genius,

Tommy McHugh is mysteriously awakened in middle life to a talent he never knew he had. After suffering a near fatal brain aneurysm, Tommy finds himself barely able to contain the emotions and words running around in his head. He begins writing poetry and painting manically, unable to stop himself. His artistic mania now overtakes his surroundings, with the walls in his home painted over and over again with his designs. Studying people like George and Tommy, some scientists hope to unearth how to turn on the hidden genius potential in each of us.

"I paint shits like the Picasso!"

Some Interesting Facts

• Only 1 in 10,000 people has perfect pitch, the ability to identify a musical note without reference to other notes.
• A skilled pianist can play up to 30 notes per second.
• Comprising just 10% of the brain's volume, the cerebellum, which controls the body's movements, actually contains more neurons than the rest of the brain and the central nervous system put together.
• A three year old has almost twice as many active connections between brain cells as an adult.
• The number of possible chess games is greater than the number of atoms in the visible universe.
• Our "working memory," the cognitive ability to store new information for a relatively short period of time, is limited to about 7 items.
• Chess champions have 100,000 chess patterns committed to memory.
• About 1 in 50 people have some degree of prosopagnosia, or"face blindness," which is an impairment in the recognition of faces.
• Worldwide there are about 100 known prodigious savants, individuals who have a mental disability while exhibiting extraordinary skills or talents.
• Prodigious savant Kim Peeke can read a 500-page book in one hour.

So what are we waiting for everyone,
let's bang our head and we will see what will happen!

Bugs

Today i am going to talk about Bugs.
Yup, they are the creatures that's small and their looks are freaky.
Some bugs are adorable and cute though*cough*bullshit*cough*.
They are the weirdest creature that lives in our world
and i believe their ancestors might be ALIENS!
They might be From MARS!
They traveled here with Meteor that strikes on earth very very long ago that causes all the dinosaurs to extinct!
They are planning to take over the world soon!

They might look colourful and adorable,
but their plan about taking over the world will never change...

Our main suspect to take over the world will be ANTS!
They are everywhere and they are the most intelligent bugs ever!
Unlike the other bugs who always falls for our traps, they can learn and teach the other Bugs!

The main suspect...

Ants 1:D Hum4n 4r3 Stup1d. Th3y w1ll n3v3r kn0w 0ur pl4n to t4k3 0v3r th3 w0rld!
Ants 2: Yezzzzzz!!!! H4 H4 H4 H4 zzzzzz!!

The bugs we should always fear, Cockroaches!
They are the shield of all of these bugs because we can NEVER exterminate all of these knights.
A research has been made that Cockroaches can even survive after being bombed by NUCLEAR MISSILE!

This roaches can communicate with the others through hissing
Roaches 1 :Humans are Afraid of us hahaha!
Roaches 2 : We will never Die!


"I might be dead but we will never fall!"

Well, the insect i hate and fear the most is locust.
They are the most scariest bugs ever!

"Don't be afraid, we are friends..."

On the other hand, the insect i admire or i like, Moth and yeah, butterflies
( but not at a close range )

Lovable..


Adorable..

But they will never look adorable when they were young

Hi Lishan!!

Remember People! Mask Rider is never a hero, they are all Villains!

"Those dumb humans,
they will never know that we're in disguise to take over the world."

I am really sorry for not updating my blog, you see... I couldn't update my blog because I am rotting at home. Don't blame me, blame the holiday! Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holiday!

HITMAN HITMAN HITMAN 300 HITMAN HITMAN HITMAN!

Yes dear viewers! It's HITMAN! The Show that's worth to WATCH!

No kidding! It's really nice.. Go buy a ticket and watch it with YOUR FRIENDS
unless... your parents or your family is open minded enough to watch this movie :P
Why? There is some porn scene inside but it's not that much...
Still, WORTH TO WATCH!

Seriously viewers, you can actually go High when you're watching the movie.. It's like you're a part of the Movie :P
Anybody played Hitman before? The game is cool but the storyline is different compare to the movie.

"Yeah, i am gonna shoot the shit outta of yer ass"

Hitman is so cool! The way he killed his enemy is through the cool and silent way, just like a ghost! He always prepare plans before he kills his target. The cooler part is, Interpol is after him! How cool is will be if i am the REAL delegate of Interpol :P
I can be in D.e.e.p.S.h.i.t but it will be FUN!

Unlike 300 they kill with anger and face their enemy like a man!

"I'm gonna Cut the shit out of ya!"

Yup Spartans.. they don't dress neatly to cut your throat. They just wanna wear half naked so they can feel the cool air around their body and they won't have any burden to their body :P

They are still cool under the rain..
I will be sneezing badly when i am half naked outside while raining..

They are always roaring at each other when they are fighting with the enemies. I guess it's to scare the enemies away.
I wonder this event ever happen to me before...

"Spartaaaaaa!!!"



"Rooooaaaaaaaaarrr!!!"

Well, i guess there is :P
It's cool to see the outfit between Hitman and 300

It's always cool to wear a formal suit when you are about to kill someone..
Don't you agree?


It is Never Wrong to dress like a Superman!

Now i ain't gonna tell out the story here or else i will break your mood to watch the movie so, go buy your tickets now!
Oh yeah, if viewers never watch 300 before... watch that movie too! It's worth to buy the DVD! No pirated CD or DVD please.. It will seriously destroy the movie..
I hope dear viewers enjoy this post too!

Day at Singapore after THIMUN

The day after THIMUN Singapore, i am forced to stay in Singapore and left my friends back to Malaysia =(
Well, my cousin stayed in Singapore and my family is coming to Singapore for a vacation :P
That's the cool part!
Singapore is AWESOME and it's the TRUTH!
Ok, Let me allow the pictures do the talking yeah...

This is Singapore, err.. I mean, this was Singapore!



Now THIS IS SINGAPORE!


Can you see the big difference in Singapore before and after?

The past...



The present..
( I just love the night view in Singapore )

The cool thing about Singapore is the beautiful architecture of the buildings and towers. Unlike Malaysia, we only can see most of the buildings with shapes of bricks and cardboard box. Each buildings holds a different pattern in Singapore and it's AWESOME!

This picture looks like New York to me :P



Some cute signs in Singapore.

Now i am gonna show u another pictures of my experience in Singapore, hope you guys enjoy!

Ben and Jerry! Baskin Robin's arch enemy~!

I will certainly support Baskin Robin because B&J IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE!
I small ice-cream cone cost about RM20! For Baskin robin, the taste is better and it's Cheaper! RM10 is enough to eat an ice cream cone for Baskin Robin!

They should give a Blow Job service instead
and that will be a reasonable price.. *Angry*


Yup, i cooked in a restaurant and it's F.U.N!



Yup, my bro cooked too and he burned his hand
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The way of living in Singapore.

Working like a madman is needed in Singapore...



Chit chatting with other races while working in Singapore
a.k.a lazy to work.



Always look up with a bright future like Standford Raffle.



Ah Bengs in Singapore too looks up with a bright future like Standford Raffle.

Here's the cool part of Singapore..
I am gonna make a comic about it,
Hope you guys enjoy!

I know, i was stunned too. This is what they sell in Singapore...


"Oh My Gawd!"

Yeah, Anything contains random carbonated drinks while Whatever contains random non-carbonated drinks.


Ok, that's all viewers! I hope you guys are enjoying this post as well!
Happy Holidays! If u're not having a holiday, Enjoy your day! Your holiday will come soon!