Christmas, Santa doesn't exist!

Merry Christmas dear viewers!
Again, i am really sorry for the late post!
Anyway, i really hope all of the viewers would really enjoy your holiday!
Today i am going to talk about Santa.
Santa.... Is totally FAKE!
I apologize if this post insults your believe for Santa.

Santa, looking at the list of kids who is naughty or nice...

I think we know how Santa will handle the naughty girls..

Fine, Santa might be real during the Old times, but he gotta be dead by now Since...

The owner of DeathNote accidentally killed Santa himself.

If Santa really DO exist.. Then we should know that Santa is officially dead by now :)
If you're a parent, then you should better explain the truth about Santa to your kids instead of hiding their Christmas present in their Christmas socks and finishing up the cookie and milk that made your kids confirmed that Santa really finished up their foods they prepared for him.

Everything can really go wrong if you would lied this facts to your kids. Take an example of Little Johnny writing a letter to Santa (Joke).

Little Johnny's Letter to Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny

See, misunderstanding can really break their Christmas spirit! So better tell the others that Santa is FAKE or else Christmas will never be cool with full of lies and such. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Don't be offended about this post if you really believe in Santa Claus!