Laughter :)

"Laughter is the best medicine."
Don't you guys agree with this quote?
Well, not really for me but it should be the best medicine when it comes to emotional issues.

We had a topic related to laughter yesterday during our English College Studies and it was really fun!
We made jokes, sharing our laughter among ourselves and we had a great time together.


This is the funniest show i've ever watch in Youtube!
Ok it might be a really big insult to my own Japanese Kind but i can't help it!


So anyway, I shared one joke with the class as well but it didn't turn out to be really funny because it's a dirty joke :(

Here goes, there was a construction worker and a house owner who take a look at his newly made house. It was still in the procress of making it so there's a lot of people working themselves in that house.

When they were in the house, the manager wanna take a look around the house but unfortunately, the construction worker gotta do some checkup with his colleague in the house. Realizing on how busy the construction worker is, he made his move to the upper floor of the house.

He then saw a very big piece of wood that disturbed him and he decided to chop it down with a saw to make the house look better. Unfortunately, there was no saw on the upper floor so he try his best to ask the construction worker to bring him the saw. Lucky for him, he managed to catch his attention and we wasted no time to ask for a saw.

Since it was really noisy in the house, he gave him a signal instead. He pointed on his eye and it means "I", he pointed on his knee and it means "need" and he straighten up his right hand while he rub his right hand with his left hand and it means "a saw".

The construction worker nods his head in agreement and he stripped his pants right infront of the manager just to masturbate. The manager indeed got a both angry and sick and he rushed down with furiously just to see the construction worker. He angrily asked him on why must he do such a thing and don't he knows that he needs a saw? The construction worker replied "Yes i know and I am just trying to tell you that I am coming!"

You couldn't imagine how priceless my lecturer's face was :D

ok here's another joke that is not dirty at all! :D

Smuggler Mark as unread


Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the
bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike." The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing
in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the
border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in
Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


And this!

Old Relatives Mark as unread


When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
it seemed that all of my aunts and the
grandmotherly types used to come up to me,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.


Anyway, that's all folks! I hope you guys had a great laugh! :P

With a silly smile of my face :)

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you



L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you

Random Luck

HAHAHAHAHAA!
THIS IS TOTALLY RANDOM BUT I MET SERENA C FROM MIX.FM DEEJAY TODAY!
I was selling wine and yes i got really excited because I love our local deejays!
ON YOUR FACE NICK HAHAHAH, who says selling wine doesn't bring benefices at all?


Ok i will update more soon but this is just a random post :P

*Excited!*

For the Fun of It

This will give u a good night sleep guys,

Advice to Vidya: Don't I mean, Don't watch this video!

Zhong's Crib

Hey Everyone!
Today I am going to type about what I did last Saturday!
I was actually saving the world from the Crimes around the world so I don't have much time hanging out around with my friends.
It was really unfortunate for them because they need me around so that they will have a fulfilling Saturday :)
Awwww, poor them but they are considered lucky because i had summon most of my strength to duplicated my other twin :)
But then, he's really different from the angel me, he's the evil side of me :(



Behold People!
Here is my Evil twin.
We could already see the differences because I love to smile in pictures but not my evil twin though. :(

And so, my evil twin were actually visitting Zhong's Crib along with the others.

We found this in his Amazing Crib!
God It's so damn Huge!
Unfortunately, we didn't take any pictures of the house and that is a really waste, seriously.


Anyway, enough talking because I lack of time now!
I'll let the picture flows and you guys enjoy!


He even got his own private Karaoke Room! Ahhhh! We could save up to 20 bucks from going to RedBox in Sunway! :P
And Zhong said that he's not rich. Ya right, Yada Yada Yada...



Darren over here got so eager to invite the rain to Zhong's house. You get what I mean?



You could tell how we react when Darren sing in the Karaoke room.



You could see that Zhong was acting really retarded by doing the robot dance because of Darren :P



Karaoke Session.



Even Gramps got his chance to Shine!
Ahhh, he's always shy when it comes to Karaoke :P



I had my time in the Karaoke room too :P



Jamie with Zhong :)
Just ignore my twin ok. :P



Omg Freak! You'll never know how crazy he could get!



You see what I mean!?



Zhong even got a God Damn Pool! Ahhhh!
Go ahead Zhong, tell us all that you're poor again.. :P



Zhong revealed his true Colour to everyone that He is actually a Gay!
Hahahahaha!



HAHAHAHAHA SCANDAL!
I am not surprised about this since i know bro Anyway :P
Hahahahahahah! Kidding Bro!
But still, it's Called SCANDAL!



Then, they decided to test themselves with vanilla Vodka which i think is stupid.



Zhong, serving us his Vanilla Vodka. Hey, who says being the host is easy?



Ok, this might not be the vodka but this was some other whisky which smells and taste like rootbeer! (My twin told me)
I am damn serious about this!
But it was only 35% alcohol though :(
Their aim is to get tipsy anyway!
Oh ya, Gramps was drinking coke instead because he got a good reason to say that he gotta drive so Next time Grandpa!!



Arrrgghh, damnit!
My evil twin Looks totally round Over here!
And he's as red as a tomato too! :(



Look at gramps, He is so damn Fair while my twin is like on Fire!
He even took his advantage to bully my twin :(



You guys could do the comparison here even though the pictures is blurr.
Jamie got fair when she's tipsy while my twin gets really red when he's drinking :)



Bro, got drunk after a few sip from the Vanilla Vodka, HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Well, it's not really that funny because we could understand how strong the alcohol content is but Not for Nick Chin! Hahahaha! I would NEVER forget the fact that he got drunk after two Sips of BEER! HAHAHAHAHA!



This was taken before the fall of Darren Ho and they are still not drunk yet.
Awwww :)



With that smile of hers we do all know that Jamie had fallen too! Hahahahahah!



Zhong was lucky, he knows that he will fall before my Twin too so he was saved by Howard when Howard called him.
He could use that phone conversation time to actually pray that i would fall before him!



Finally, my twin falls too.
He became a hangover instead of being drunk.
He told me he don't like that feeling at all.



*Drinking the Coke, slurps* Only gramps is the survivor :(
Gramps: Duuu Deeee Duuuuu....


Ok guys, this shall be the end of the story in Zhong's Crib!
Boy are we excited to go to his Crib again :D
And this time, I shall go instead of my evil twin!
I wanna drink the Rootbeer Whisky! :D

Oh ya, Credits goes to for all of the pictures is....


No of course not the Photographer in the picture above!
It's Jamie's Camera you silly
and of course Jamie too! :D

Alright then, I hope you guys enjoy reading this post!
Adios People!