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Guys!
I'm going to change my blog Links because I am finally using .com!

Woohoo!!

Anyway, Here's the Link!

www.corruptedpriest.com

Enjoy! And ohh ya..
I'm being random, So i don't think I would reply on my Own Cbox Ever Again! HAHAHAHAHA!

Cars

Talking about cars, I had a lot of shits related to cars today.
Well, to make things clear I am suppose to have my very own car today :D
Wheeeee!

But unfortunately, this car happens to look like shit or as we can say the Frigging Romero. HERE LET ME SHOW YOU MY RIDE!


Yeah, you get the picture of it. To add a little more spice in it, it's FUCKING GOLD IN COLOUR! WTF!!!
Well, worse of all, it's FUCKING MANUAL! IT'S SO DAMN HUGE AND IT'S MANUAL, I THINK I COULD DRIVE PROFESSIONALLY IF I PRACTISE WITH THIS SHIT! WELL NOT TO MENTION THE SCRATCHES AND THE ACCIDENTS I'M GOING TO FACE! HAHAHAH!


Ok so I was suppose to drive my Aunt back home which i FAILED TERRIBLY!
Yeah, I almost crash and it gave both my brother and my aunt a roller coaster ride that they would never ever forget.
HAHAHAHA! COME ON, I NEVER DRIVE FOR ABOUT MONTHS NOW! AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, A MANUAL???
FUCK ME!

Well, my aunt took the bloody car back home because she don't trust me yet so i'm going to go for some training before i actually ride that thing. ):
Ok, i am trying to look at the realy bright side here, I don't have to pay for the training and i have holidays next week so i could make use of the training (:

So In Conclusion, I am a real bad ass Driver,
I DON'T GET MY CAR YET
I will be having lessons AGAIN next week
and maybe my passenger might not experience the joy ride.
Come on, people need to have some thrill in their life ok! :D

Speaking of cars, I actually did the "Life is like a ride" on my english essay question and I picked the Driver. FUCK MY LIFE!

Well, I am just back from the ride actually so yeah.
Just sharing something silly with you guys (:
I would label my driving skills as a LOSER like NicK Chin right now(AHAHAHAHAH)

So that's it folks!
I gotta revise for my exams now!
Adios!!!


Ahhhhh!! Fuck my Life!! If it's Auto, i won't face this Shit at all ):
I mean, that frigging Manual car, is JUST PLAIN HORRIBLE!

Naughty Kids

Hey Guys!
As the topic above, we could know that kids in our current generations are no more innocent like how they used to be anymore.

Look what I've found Guys.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
IT MIGHT LOOK REALLY INNOCENT BUT IF YOU THINK IT IN OUR WAY, (WHICH I THINK MOST OF YOU GUYS WILL) YOU'LL FIND THE HORROR OF THESE ELEMENTARY SONGS!
LOOK WHAT THESE MUSIC HAS MADE THOSE POOR INNOCENT KIDS INTO...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blame those freaky Music People! HAHAHAHA!



HAHAHAHAHA! HE EVEN GOT HARD! OMG, NOW THIS PROVE THAT THEY DON'T THINK SO INNOCENT ANYMORE! HAHAHAHA!


Now i don't even think they are innocent anymore :(
Ya right, Innocent my foot.

Alright then, Enjoy this post! HAHAHAHHAHA!

Faceless Void

Hey guys,
Tomorrow is the promtay event and lucky for me, i got myself a mask today!
Well, it was a long decision (not for me but for Howard and Edwyn)
And we finally brought our mask for tomorrow..



Tada, Behold my Mask!
Yes, STUPID isn't it?
Well, let's say i've been manipulated by those two demons who wish to make a fun out of me tomorrow and they succeed.
FML, i totally regret after buying it but what the hell, I guess I will be wearing that Mask tomorrow ):
I hope i could win the best mask award or whatever. HAHAHAHHAA!



Looks familiar huh, I know! Urrgghh, I'm wearing a mask that represent Dota!
Faceless Void, Wheeeee! (ya right)
It's not Halloween tomorrow? :(
Shit i bought the wrong mask, wait.
I ALREADY BOUGHT THE WRONG MASK EVEN IF IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!


ok then, off to studies! Tata!

Kissing Facts!

Hey guys,
I'm being really random today so i came up with something to share with you guys!
As you can see the title above says it all!
This is really interesting guys :D
Enjoy!


1. The act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words, kissing is an effective exercise to tighten those facial muscles and prevent baggy cheeks.


2. Kissers exchange saliva containing various substances, like proteins and antigens. These can give a boost to the production of antibodies and oost your immune system.
*Good Bye Dentist!*

3. Two-thirds of people keep their eyes closed while kissing. The rest stare wide-eyed in enjoyment at the emotions on their partner’s faces.


4. An average American woman will kiss 80 men before she gets married.


5. A quick romantic kiss will burn about 2-3 calories, whereas an open-mouth french kiss with tongue-tongue contact will shed much more.


6. The sensitivity ( number of nerve endings per unit area of skin ) of the lips is 200 times higher than that of the fingers.


7. Statistically, men who kiss their wives goodbye before going to work live five years longer than those who just slam the door.
*Huh I better kiss my wife everyday before i leave my house when i am married!*


8. Smooching passionately for 90 seconds will elevate blood pressure and cause the pulse rate to go racing, equivalent of a short jog.
*Now i know how to avoid jogging (:*


9. In France, a french kiss is known as a joining of souls in France. Both the lips and the tongues have their roles.


10. Contrary to a popular belief, the Eskimos do not merely rub their noses against each other in a greeting display of love and affection. They also enjoy the scent of each other by holding their nose against the other’s cheek.


11. Kissing in public is usually frowned upon in Japan. A typical Japanese kiss is reserved and secretive, where the two kissing are supposed to maintain a certain distance before they bow their heads forwards and kiss each other on the lips for no more than a second.
*I'm not in Japan! :P*


12. Kissing can produce endorphins ( much like chocolate does ) that are 200 times more powerful than morphine, which can cause the sensation of euphoria and bliss.


13. The after-effects of kissing include inducing reduced pulse and blood pressure, and a sense of relaxation.


14. An average person spends two weeks of his life kissing.
*What really?*


15. A one minute french kiss can help burn 26 calories.
*Hahahahaha! Are you serious!?*


16. Fifty percent of all people have kissed before they turn 14.
*Shit, i am the other 50% then :(*


17. Good, rich, passionate kissing can help you burn up to 600 calories per hour!
*Haha! Wow!*


18. Babies who are kissed usually have a greater capacity for intimacy later in life.


19.Our brains have special neurons that help us locate each other’s lips in the dark.
*Now this is freaky! Is that true?*

20. Kissing can relieve headaches. With relaxation, the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain is released.





Hahahahaha! Ok guys, that's all i could find from the internet! :D
Since you guys know so much facts about kissing?
So it's no harm done kissing your partner! Hahahahaha!
And if your parents scolded u for kissing someone, Show them my blog!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm a bad influence to the kids huh :P

Ok guys, I gotta be off to revision now!
Gosh Finals is coming and i am still blogging! :P
See yaa!