Zombies

Yes, I'm talking about Zombies people!


I know you must been probably wondering why I am bringing out such a strange topic.
Well my aim here is to spread the truth about Zombies and yes, this may sound freaky but Zombies are REAL! *Horror soundtracks being played*
And ohh ya, i'm jst being really random for another reason LOL!


I know you all will think I am being a bullshit for believing that they are real but maybe after a few explanation from me, YOU WOULD FINALLY BELIEVE THE TRUTH ABOUT ZOMBIES.

FIRST OF ALL, real zombies are not like what you play in the video games or you watch in movies. They don't run, they DON'T even have rotten bodies and NO THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SOME T-VIRUS kind of infections!


Woohoo Go Marvels!
Yes it's a shame that the media portrays zombies as some horrible infected creatures and in fact, it's like a new trend just like vampires in movies no? (:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S TRUE!


Alright then! In fact, Zombies exist only in Haiti where it is famous as the land of witch craft or voodoo!
I bet you guys must be wondering now, how is zombies created if you are a full skeptics about voodoo spells. Don't worry people, even science could prove how Zombies is created! :D


It's really simple actually, Shamans in Haiti use the powder of a puffer fish and you guys must have known how dangerous these little creatures could do to us if we're not careful right?

Awww, so cute (:

Shamans in Haiti use their toxic and crush them into powders and they will throw the powders to the victim and this eventually would be the first step of zombie making :P


The victim of course will be in a coma and their heart beat will be extremely slow that even the doctors could not detect the heart beat and they will verify the victim as dead. Usually, people in Haiti will have a funeral for the victim right away since everyone would think that the victim is dead except for the shaman himself.


The victim however, will still be alive in the coffin even when they are buried 6 feet under. The Shaman himself will come in a week and he will dug the victim out from the coffin.
And i know you must be questioning yourselves how could a person be alive after being trapped in a coffin for a week.

It's simple actually and it all will make sense, the extremely slow heartbeat will only need the slightest amount of oxygen thus it allows them to survive in the coffin for a week! Unfortunately, a week would be fatal because oxygen could not be provided in a coffin for a week even if you have that slow heartbeat and this could damage the victim's brain.

So it's perfect for the Shaman himself to dug the victims up and the victim will obey any command from the Shaman himself since the victim will not really remember their family, their friends or their life and yeah, they can't think for themselves too.


So yeah, they are just like any normal humans except they look weirder, they act weirder and they can't speak.
Most of them are labors to the people in Haiti since their cost are extremely cheap where you would only have to feed them that's all LOL!
And what makes the definition of zombies? The people in Haiti call them the living dead since they came out from the coffin so there you go, the real shit about zombies.

In other words, Zombies are real and NO THEY ARE NOT DEAD!
So if you're traveling to Haiti, better think twice because you might be able to go home AS A ZOMBIE!

That's all for today Folks! Adios :D