Zombies

Yes, I'm talking about Zombies people!


I know you must been probably wondering why I am bringing out such a strange topic.
Well my aim here is to spread the truth about Zombies and yes, this may sound freaky but Zombies are REAL! *Horror soundtracks being played*
And ohh ya, i'm jst being really random for another reason LOL!


I know you all will think I am being a bullshit for believing that they are real but maybe after a few explanation from me, YOU WOULD FINALLY BELIEVE THE TRUTH ABOUT ZOMBIES.

FIRST OF ALL, real zombies are not like what you play in the video games or you watch in movies. They don't run, they DON'T even have rotten bodies and NO THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SOME T-VIRUS kind of infections!


Woohoo Go Marvels!
Yes it's a shame that the media portrays zombies as some horrible infected creatures and in fact, it's like a new trend just like vampires in movies no? (:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S TRUE!


Alright then! In fact, Zombies exist only in Haiti where it is famous as the land of witch craft or voodoo!
I bet you guys must be wondering now, how is zombies created if you are a full skeptics about voodoo spells. Don't worry people, even science could prove how Zombies is created! :D


It's really simple actually, Shamans in Haiti use the powder of a puffer fish and you guys must have known how dangerous these little creatures could do to us if we're not careful right?

Awww, so cute (:

Shamans in Haiti use their toxic and crush them into powders and they will throw the powders to the victim and this eventually would be the first step of zombie making :P


The victim of course will be in a coma and their heart beat will be extremely slow that even the doctors could not detect the heart beat and they will verify the victim as dead. Usually, people in Haiti will have a funeral for the victim right away since everyone would think that the victim is dead except for the shaman himself.


The victim however, will still be alive in the coffin even when they are buried 6 feet under. The Shaman himself will come in a week and he will dug the victim out from the coffin.
And i know you must be questioning yourselves how could a person be alive after being trapped in a coffin for a week.

It's simple actually and it all will make sense, the extremely slow heartbeat will only need the slightest amount of oxygen thus it allows them to survive in the coffin for a week! Unfortunately, a week would be fatal because oxygen could not be provided in a coffin for a week even if you have that slow heartbeat and this could damage the victim's brain.

So it's perfect for the Shaman himself to dug the victims up and the victim will obey any command from the Shaman himself since the victim will not really remember their family, their friends or their life and yeah, they can't think for themselves too.


So yeah, they are just like any normal humans except they look weirder, they act weirder and they can't speak.
Most of them are labors to the people in Haiti since their cost are extremely cheap where you would only have to feed them that's all LOL!
And what makes the definition of zombies? The people in Haiti call them the living dead since they came out from the coffin so there you go, the real shit about zombies.

In other words, Zombies are real and NO THEY ARE NOT DEAD!
So if you're traveling to Haiti, better think twice because you might be able to go home AS A ZOMBIE!

That's all for today Folks! Adios :D

Updates

It's been really long since i had updated my blog huh.
Well, I've been spending two weeks of holidays and the lazy mood kicks in during these two weeks.
What I did was going out with friends, rotting at home and work.

Recently, i had an outing in Port Dickson and it's more like a drunk party in PD hahaha!
Ok the Beach sucks, like really.
A lot of stuff in PD is naturally spooky Hahahaha.
On the other hand, everything was great in PD (:
We messed the Condominium up. Few people got drunk, especially Kent.
I've always heard him saying the same word over and over again such as:
"Ya weh"
"This is the Best night ever man"
"I love __________!"

Hahahaha, it was so fun and no I didn't get drunk but everyone was awfully tipsy on that night (:
Oh God, I have no idea on what to update and i miss her like crap for the whole holiday ):

Ok that's all folks! Adios :P

Best friend

Yesterday I had spend some time with my best friends.
It made me miss the old times where we would just slack around and we will care less about anything at all.
Sometimes, i would end up being too comfortable with them until i would forget myself on how i should have behave and act towards the people around me.




And trust me, I am a really really different person when i am with them.
I would act like a real goof ball who took too much weed when i am with them.
Well, it's not easy to control when you're being too comfortable with them and i believe you guys have that kind of thing too, where you would show your other side of your life to a few people who you could trust. Well what are best friends for right? (:



They could not get you any benefits and yet you seek nothing from them but a great time u guys will have together. And if you become a best friend with someone else just because you could gain some benefits from them, i suggest you should be best friend with another person who can't give u any benefits at all, then you will truly realize what best friend really is.



Well, friend comes and go but i guess I will be sticking around with them for quite a long time (:
Anyway, go spend some time with them when you have the opportunity to.
Because best friends are worth to be cherished for (:

Adios peeps :P

Holiday

Ok i know i didn't blog much but I am in a lazy mood now :P
Watching Gossip Girls, yes it's really nice and i mean it.
I am not allowed to switch on my Air Condition which equals to FML.
Ok then, adios peeps
I will update when i have the mood to. :P

Hectic Night

Yesterday was a Hectic night,
everyone was tired and they were celebrating the end of Semester II.
Got problems with the Broandband company i am using.
And thank god Kent saves my ass, yes... Azhar too with his evil advice that works.

Wasted a few minutes and petrols just to go all the way to Kepong and realizes that HIS car is not actually broke down. Hahahahah!

Getting to see my beloved one makes it all perfect (:
Well, she was pretty high as well too and yes she deserve a celebration.
Thanks to Michelle Lee and William for giving me some time to spend with her.
And they were disgusted on the way back home (;
Only 4 of us know why of course.

Sleep late, wake up early.
YES! *Sarcastic*

Once again, thank you so so so so so so so so so so so so so MUCH KENT!!!
Without your Help, my ass has been whopped by my mom LOL!

Off to Howard's PARTAY!

Adios peeps (:

Randomnization

I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold,
I don't want my love to go waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul (:

Hola Peeps, today i am being really really random today so my post this time will be messed up.
Yes my I.T exams were awesome!
Hahahahaha! I got too much fucking confidence to score A now! *Sarcastic*
I flunk ok, I don't know why but I am not depressed at all LOL!
This is something what a student shouldn't have right?
I spend so many frigging time and effort to copy down the damn notes and it did help a lot especially the objective part, well, not for essay though since the most i could get for my essay is 3 out of 40!
Oh well, 3 more exams to go and i am suppose to study. Wheeeeeeeeee~!

Mini party before the exam. With booze of course ;)

Vidya and Jane. They could make a heart shape out of their heads.
Sorry, my bad picture quality ):

My previous awesome hair before being CUT!
With Azhar and Mich in Shunji Matsuo.

Me and Vidya saw Kent's twin from far away in Sunway.
I called him out loud "Kent Kent Kent!" and he didn't answer so when i call him, I thought he would pick up his phone right in front of us. He did, but not in Sunway. He was at home :S

Michelle's wrinkled middle finger. And Yes it's wrinkled...

Not to be vain or anything but i really miss my old hair ):
It's so awesome ok. Now i gotta wait for a few months to get it back ):

Ok then, I should be off to studies now or games or something.
Adios :D


Ps: The Lyric is meant to be someone I'm in love with of course ;)

Lies

It's true, we all lie to others in life.
Who doesn't?
So peeps, being random here today I am going to give u a few types of Lies so you would know what kind of Lies you often do :P

Have fun!

Fabrication

A fabrication is a lie told when someone submits a statement as truth, without knowing for certain whether or not it actually is true. Although the statement may be possible or plausible, it is not based on fact. Rather, it is something made up, or it is a misrepresentation of the truth. Examples of fabrication: A person giving directions to a tourist when the person doesn't actually know the directions. Often propaganda is classified as a fabrication.

"I didn't eat any chocolate!"
Bold-faced lie

A bold-faced (often also referred to as bare-faced or bald-faced, although all three have slightly different meanings) lie is one which is told when it is obvious to all concerned that it is a lie. For example, a child who has chocolate all around his mouth and denies that he has eaten any chocolate has told a bold-faced lie.

Lying by omission

One lies by omission by omitting an important fact, deliberately leaving another person with a misconception. Lying by omission includes failures to correct pre-existing misconceptions. An example is when the seller of a car declares it has been serviced regularly but does not tell that a fault was reported at the last service. Propaganda is an example of lying by omission.

Lie-to-children

A lie-to-children is a lie, often a platitude which may use euphemism(s), which is told to make an adult subject acceptable to children. A common example is "The stork brought you" (in reference to childbirth).

White lie

A white lie would cause only relatively minor discord if it were uncovered, and typically offers some benefit to the hearer. White lies are often used to avoid offense, such as complimenting something one finds unattractive. In this case, the lie is told to avoid the harmful realistic implications of the truth. As a concept, it is largely defined by local custom and cannot be clearly separated from other lies with any authority.

Noble lie

A noble lie is one which would normally cause discord if it were uncovered, but which offers some benefit to the liar and assists in an orderly society, therefore potentially beneficial to others. It is often told to maintain law, order and safety.

Emergency lie

An emergency lie is a strategic lie told when the truth may not be told because, for example, harm to a third party would result. For example, a neighbor might lie to an enraged wife about the whereabouts of her unfaithful husband, because said wife might reasonably be expected to inflict physical injury should she encounter her husband in person. Alternatively, an emergency lie could denote a (temporary) lie told to a second person because of the presence of a third.

Perjury

Perjury is the act of lying or making verifiably false statements on a material matter under oath or affirmation in a court of law, or in any of various sworn statements in writing. Perjury is a crime, because the witness has sworn to tell the truth and, for the credibility of the court to remain intact, witness testimony must be relied on as truthful.

Bluffing

To bluff is to pretend to have a capability or intention which one does not actually possess. Bluffing is an act of deception which is rarely seen as immoral when it takes place in the context of a game where this kind of deception is consented to in advance by the players. For instance, a gambler who deceives other players into thinking he has different cards to those which he really holds or an athlete who indicates he will move left and then actually dodges right is not considered to be lying (also known as a feint). In these situations, deception is acceptable and is commonly expected as a tactic.

Misleading/Dissembling

A misleading statement is one where there is no outright lie, but still retains the purpose of getting someone to believe in an untruth. "Dissembling" likewise describes the presentation of facts in a way that is literally true, but intentionally misleading.
( Our Road signs made a good job for this no ;P )

Exaggeration

An exaggeration (see also hyperbole) occurs when the most fundamental aspects of a statement are true, but only to a certain degree. It is also seen as "stretching the truth" or making something appear more powerful, meaningful, or real than it actually is.

Jocose lies

Jocose lies are those which are meant in jest, and are usually understood as such by all present parties. Teasing and sarcasm are examples. A more elaborate instance is seen in storytelling traditions which are present in some places, where the humour comes from the storyteller's insistence that he or she is telling the absolute truth, despite all evidence being to the contrary (i.e. tall tale). There is debate about whether these are "real" lies, and different philosophers hold different views.

Contextual lies

One can state part of the truth out of context, knowing that without complete information, it gives a false impression. Likewise, one can actually state accurate facts, yet deceive with them. To say "yeah, that's right, I slept with your best friend" utilizing a sarcastic, offended tone, may cause the listener to assume the speaker did not mean what he said, when in fact he did.

Puffery

Puffery is an exaggerated claim typically found in advertising and publicity announcements, such as "the highest quality at the lowest price," or "always votes in the best interest of all the people," or "even a jeweler cannot tell it from a genuine diamond."

Lying in trade

The seller of a product or service may advertise untrue facts about the product or service in order to gain sales, especially by competitive advantage. Many countries have enacted Consumer protection laws intended to combat such fraud.

Lie by obsolete signage

Examples are the continued use of old stationery that has printed information such as a previous telephone number, or advertising that remains painted on a wall after an enterprise has ceased business.


So after you know all of those types of Lies, what kind of lies do you often use?
Adios peeps (: